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User:roxythegreat (990720)
Name:Roxanne the Terrible, a.k.a. Roxy the Great
Bio:I like bre-fas...especially the moist stuff, but I haven't been getting that lately. Must train my mom better. I like terrorizing my step-sisters....they're twice my size and they run like little babies. Wimps. I have a view of downtown Minneapolis where I can survey all that I own and will soon publicly conquer to make you all my slaves. What do you mean, "I don't own it"? Prove that I don't.

My goal is to over throw the North Carolina government, secede from the union and become president and benevolent ruler of the country of Roxvania. I have operatives in place to take control of North Dakota so I can have strategic nuclear power to rival the world. Why? Why take over one state when you can take over the world? That's just the underachiever in you talking there, sista.

I need a nap.
Interests:17: animal planet, bre-fas, catnip, catnip mice, chasing other cats, dictatorships, litter boxes, minneapolis, music, my mom, naps, pearl jam, pets, science diet cat food, soundgarden, sunlight, wellwater conspiracy
Schools:None listed
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People8:a_and_a, fleur, fontosaurus, geekninja, george_dubya, naughtykittiez, rraarrgghhhh, snappythecat
Friend of:7: a_and_a, fontosaurus, geekninja, george_dubya, manny_many_toes, naughtykittiez, rraarrgghhhh
Account type:Basic Account

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